In comment on 2005 New Orleans weather report:
Seems Bush his next war will be "The War On The Weather"
"We'll get those weathermen!!"
"Mother nature, feast on my napalm!"
And other instant-classics will be born
The topman of Western In, Hotel exploitant, tells revenues were never so high.
"We can ask 800 dollars a night for a room, they will pay, since you can't get rooms anywhere else"
The burglers guilt of New Orleans says they are having: "The time of theire life"
VISA and MasterCard have never seen so many stolen card transactions and thinks about closing it's entire market
In other news, E.T. finally phones home, but the family has evacuated for the bad weather
Steven Spielberg comments: "E.T. never had good timing, you can see that in the movie, he lags"
E.T. fans don't think E.T. has to worry since according to a dead sea roll, the ship of the saviour is not leaky. In this case, the fans conclude that E.T. is the saviour and will keep his feet dry
1969 hurricane "Camille" killed 250 people, some say theire ghosts started haunting the streets after the first signs of the 2005 hurricane
These rumors all have been noted down by the one and only -astute